the world is so damn small

haha, as reflected in the title, the world is really so god damn small man! omg. there are two reasons why i say this:

1) When i was video calling wei tin yesterday, i randomly talked about my elder bro's ex. the one whereby they were together for five years. when i told her the name, wei tin immediately asked me about wen sze's sister name. wa, gg, case close. we are both refering to the same person. oh man wat are the odds? when i told my bro, he was like wth, how are they related. haha

2) Secondly, i realised that one wei tin's closer friend is actually my cousin! wa liao, the one that i dun like!!! gg, i totally forgotten that he is from VJ and AHS too loh! gg. and guess wat, jing hao (my cousin) use to be ming yuan's damn close friend. ><" u all tell me lah, what are the odds!?!?!?! its like bloody rare occurence. the probability of such freak incident cant be calculated via poisson distribution cos it happened 2 times in a day!!!! argh! the p value is less than 0.05 man! null hypothesis is rejected! omg! haha ok, im zhi highing. ^^

oh ya, anyway my cuz is that fella who went on newspaper de. the one who did damn well for his A lvls even though he is sick. ring a bell? wahaha, yea thats him. oh! i also got to know that he has a gf le. wow! damn zai man, haha, but the gal a bit fat fat de. our fishball looks so much better ! wahaha, maybe the oyster sauce on the fishball is the plus point! haha.

hmmm, ya i got something to tell yu! wahahha, do u know my mum always thought u were by gf all thanks to our dear Dr Tan. haha, yest she called me and randomly asked about you! wa faint! haha. when she look through the pics we took at the party, my sis and my mum was like hmmm they have fu qi xiang! wa liao!!!! faint!!!! omg, i kept telling them that we are not an item cos u have some one u like le and vice versa! they just dont buy it... gg... oh well yu i tried my best le. haha, so now pls endure with this fake status that u are my gf ba! haha. oh ya my mum asked u to come my house for a meal wor, u wan? :p haha

k lah enough of zi highing le. tml got chem test again! wa sian, this time not so prepared man! can die! haha. hmmm, i have got red patches on my arms lah!!! omg! is it std? but cant be leh cos i am not like co co~ wahahaha. hmmm hope the patches goes off soon man! >< so ugly. ha

anyway stupid chin!!! i do not dl porn here k! zzzz, the last time i watched porn is may be the tammy clips k!! wa liao, i am innocent and pure! do not tarnish my image leh!! haha, ty! okok ok, chaoz, anyway it 39 days and im back to sg! wahahha