blogging

wah, i realised it has been some time since i last post a post le. sorry huh, shuai ge here damn busy man. busy playing dota! wahahaha.

hmmm, to be serious, life here is getting really hectic. Right now i have got 1 lab report, one essay and one stats assignment to do. All have to be handed in 2 weeks later >< sian lah. Oh well i suppose this is nothing compare to sotong who has got like 4 projects?! what nonsese is that! yu is ur coures that bad too?

wa, i had an amazing discovery today! i realised that there is one lady in our class with very big boobs! i swear! wa liao, its like 4 times of yu de and like a million times bigger than rq de? wahaha, sorry i just couldn't resist. I beleve she can suffocate anyone just by pressing that fellas head in between her breast man! haha. its really big!!!! i cant take that image off my mind now! haha. omg, i am suppose to be gay, so sorry.

hmmm, one of my closer friend called me a play boy! wa liao, im so sad! im so devoted de loh. Just like to ct and colin! wahaha, sorry huh colin, ct is hotter than u so u go sec k? >< haha. but seriously, they do not believe that im a virgin too! wa liao, i have the typical guai guai look loh! cant believe it, my image of a zai nan is crumbling! guys im still a virgin ya! im still a tian shi k? wahahah, omg i zhi high again.

hmmm, did not see wei tin online today. Thats rare man. haha. Oh ya yu guess what, u know that patrick!! he told me he likes weitin! wahaha, i told wei tin that and she said she would rather turn les man! wahahah, so he never call you le right? ha. oh ya u all can check out this patrick from my friendster acc. he actually tried to JIO wo men jia de fishball wor! wahaha, but too bad its a lan tao hua.

oh ya! stupid chin! haha, i know what are u all up to k! wa liao, i miss sg food a lot lah so dun send me the pics or i will really faint lah! later i really swim back to sg man. >< on the wei i will grab some cockles and stuff k? haha.

hmmm, im msg-ing joo fang now. ha, apparently she screwed up some fake meeting thing. so sad. OH YA!! something bimbotic happened again loh! During pract, i was tying my tube thing, the is use too much force and i broke the string. the solution splashed onto me and ker lie! wahaha, we both started laughing and she say that im a mad scentist! haha. I thought i had remove bimbotic-ness from my life le! wahahaha.

ok lah, i am going for my UBER early dinner le! sian.com.au. Colin im going with a hot japanese guy wor! just the 2 of us! wahahah. Anyway u still never till me whose 'BED' u were on in that pic! and wats that brown brown thing behind you :p

kk chaoz!

yucks! end of easter break

Damn, time flies. Haha i should be happy right?! hell no! my easter break is going to end! wa liao. one week of uber slacking is about to end. Bloody nonsense! oh well, june faster come ba then i can go back to where i belong~ where i keep my heart and soul~ :p suddenly, i feeeeeeel so in love with singapore! wahahaha, think i might even sign on to catch that lame fella that escaped! eh, wats his name huh? is it mas salamat? haha, sounds like some festival ><

oh ya, i tired hugging xiao qiang to sleep a few days back and i, being a budding medical scientist realised this trend..... Xiao qiang de mao gives me BLOCK NOSE ><>< hehe, zhi high. ^^

hmmm, today i made an effort to wake up for breakfast! wahaha, and i managed to! Cheers~ but the down side is that i went back to bed after breakfast and i missed lunch! -.- so lang bei man! bloody nonsense.

Hey guys, i just read this artical which states that your body response to increasing coldness is to snythesize more FATS! omg, its like forever cold here lah! not fair! Yu is going to be happy when she next see me(which is in like...NOV?!) Think i shall have salad for dinner le! as in salad only! roar!!!! i want to go back to sg! this place will make me fat!! argh. Wee chins mum said i become fat le! wa liao! i dun believe~ whats going on!!! ken i have not gain weight right!! haha, sounds damn desperate.

Hmmm, i shall blog down the irritating msg session i had with yuan.

Shuai Ge: U fuker, u self confine on good friday and u lied to me! damn you!

Yuan: Lol, how the hell you know.. bloody hell got your spies around me is it...

Shuai Ge: U think its funny? hell no!

Yuan: .... yes its funny. Why everyone over react over such things... who told you about it
anyway? wei tin right?

Shuai Ge: Its not her you fool! i got to know it by chance. Its not over reacting you fool. Its the fact that you lied to me for no apparent reason.

Yuan: Why you care so much... know by chance like real loh. i stay in is my own business.

Shuai Ge: I really got to know it by chance you fool... i totally trusted you u ass... Made me seem
like a fool...

Yuan: Lol, like that also can be a fool. Know by chance my foot loh...

Shuai Ge: I swear! i dun lie to you de you ass...i dun know wat to say.. stun.

Yuan: Stun for fuck... must be partick loh...

Shuai Ge: Stun that u actually lied? do you know its wrong to lie you fool?

Yuan: No its not wrong...this is not lying anyway.. why u feel so angry anyway?

Shuai Ge: Y cant i be angry? how will you feel if someone u trust lied to you? it sux

Yuan: zzz... dun over react can... up to you lah... you want to be like this i also cant do anything.

Shuai Ge: Not over react... Y must you lie?! Not say i will niam you and ask you to go back home
or something.. i respect the decision you make de you fool.

Yuan: whateva lah, do what you want... i dun bother...

Shuai Ge: Say wat you want then

oh man. it was so tiring to type all these nonsense out!!! but after i typed it i feel that i am a but xiao qi leh! wa liao!!! got a not?! my current stand is that i will heck care him till he says sorry... but if i am the xiao qi de then i shall say sorry.... YU!!!! how how how?!

oh ya, apparently wei tin also gave up on him le after this incident. I was like wa liao so much chemistry! ha. Reminds me of that song man yu. Ai wo de liang ge ren. Ha, ken that song nice hoh?! too bad the guy not your type colin~ hehe, wu zhong xian wan? ahaha

damn! i suddenly remembered that the bitch aka chia yee made me angry again! she is a born slut lah! yest i was in the learning hub with cherry. Then she came over and ask cherry one question. Then cherry could not understand what she was saying cos chia yee is dumb( sorry i really couldn't resist) i help cherry ans. Then she said i am not talking to you. WTF right! i should have scolded her man! one more time lah, that last time will be the last straw le! wa liao COLIN!!! how i wish you were here, yu also. The we can out-slut, out-bitch and out-anal her! wahahah. cant stand her man! sian... Not because of jasmine i confirm scold that bitch de. zzz

hai, lets talk about something happy ba. Oh ya! haha, todays breakfast is good!!! wahaha, the french toast got melted cheese de!!! wahaha, nice nice man! argh, too bad you guys are not around to eat with me>< especially the cock wee chin! haha.

y is he a cock? haha, cos he added jasmine on MSN! wahaha, stunned lah! and he chat with her too! wahaha. Need my help tell me k? since you sort of like her character, i shall take it as you like her! wahaha, so it is one more reason for me not to fall for her! haha.

eh, its always raining now!!! faint! so ma fan. Tassie is suppose to be experiencing drought loh! wats with the rain >< faint.

anyway, NUS so ma fan de! wa liao, send me a mail to say that i have to pass supporting documents. Argh!! cant stand nus! zzzz. not efficent! wahaha, NTU better, cos yu and sotong there! haha. zhi high again ><

k lah, i shall go read up on my NERVE CELLS and PARKINSON'S DISEASE. faint lah, so many books to read! i want to kill myself le >< YU roll over here again! that time you did not roll over! haha chaoz

start of a new week

Ha, as you can see from the title of the post, MONDAY is here! ha, it also means that one week has passed and i am 1 more week closer to meeting you guys! eh, ken it also means that you are one week closer to your driving test! haha, must Jia You ya! ha. As for yu and col, we are one week closer to our exam >< sian.

hmmm, as i read colin's comment, which is like so emotional, i got a little worried. ha, thank god that fool is ok. Maybe its a monthly thing ya colin :p ha, remember to wear green or not shaui ge see le turn off. Worst if Yu is feeling hungry, ha, she might want to eat it >< gross!! haha, just kidding ya Yu. ha.

Hmmm, maybe like what Yu said, it is not so bad being single after all. What is the rush in trying to find a partner and in the end both parties end up being hurt? It seems like it a breaking up season now too! ha, my friend here, by the name of Julian, might be ending his relationship with his gal soon. Maybe its like what JF and Colin say ba, its difficult to maintain a long distance relationship. Its the lack of physical touch that is the main reason i believe. Mind will start to wonder and think of all sorts of nonsense. ha, i think i sound damn negative! however, that the truth i believe.

anyway, i am damn pissed of with 2 people now! zzz, one of them is chai yee and the other is HAN MING YUAN!

Chai Yee:

This lady aka slut over here is trying her best to Keep her BEST friend. I can endure all the nonsense she does when we are together, but i just cant FORGIVE her when she talks behind my back! ass.com.MY
Guys, this is what she said ' Ai ya NUS wont want him de. So he can forget about entering NUS.'
She told that to cherry when cherry was eating her lunch. Cherry was so pissed off that she just told that slut in her face that she just destroyed her lunch.
I am damn pissed when cherry told me what happened. Should she have said that in front of me, i would have definitely fought back. For christ's sake, i cant get into MED not NUS DO NOT WANT ME. Argh! what a pain in the ass man! feel like killing her! she has a long and cock face!!! roar!!!

i told my senior, sze zhao about hrr and this is her reply:

=TöÖt¥ 2ºº8= Blah blah black sheep, have you any Wooooooe. says:
i'm sorry
=TöÖt¥ 2ºº8= Blah blah black sheep, have you any Wooooooe. says:
ur parents hav to give birth to a horse
=TöÖt¥ 2ºº8= Blah blah black sheep, have you any Wooooooe. says:
i bet they went to the farm too much
=TöÖt¥ 2ºº8= Blah blah black sheep, have you any Wooooooe. says:
i'm sorry u had to be so ugly when i'm so fantastico
=TöÖt¥ 2ºº8= Blah blah black sheep, have you any Wooooooe. says:
OKAY!! THAT'S SO BIMBOTIC!

ha, it feel great talking to my senior. Both of us just gossip a lot! haha.

Han Ming Yuan:

This fella over here lied to me that he did not SELF-CONFINE. I messaged him on good friday and he told me he was in camp. There is some ops training or stuff. I totally believe him lah. Then in the end i realised it all a lie. Its sad man. What more can i say about him? Maybe all that he told me in the past are lies! hai, cannot take it.

lets blog about other stuff ba. Oh ya, about jasmine ^^. I told her that if i can get into NUS med then i will most probably stay there le. Her reply initially was 'ok, thats better for ya. Less one fella to disturb me' ha. But the next day, jess told me that jasmine kept asking her if it is really possible for me to get into NUS med and how did i do for my A lvls and stuff. HA, isn't she cute? Y cant gals just say what the really feel? This really reminds me of yuan loh. ><

OH YA! I managed to play dota with my friends! haha, we played lan! it has been so long since i last played the game man! wahahah. We challenge AI though! However, now the ai damn zai le! not as easy as in the past le! Now got kick le! haha.

I went the wrong build and skill for luna man! cos its the older version, eclipse is still dependent on LB! damn! then when i use Eclipse, the damage dealt is like NOTHING! faint! haha. But im still glad that i can play dota! haha

k lah, i shall cont with my chem notes le. Sian. haha, you guys take care ya! and WC when are you going to INDIA?!

back from the trip!

hello~ everyone~ im back from the trip which is organised by the Singapore Student Association aka SSA. Ha, im proud to announce that i am a member of this EXCITING club. However, please note that i am not the committe member as it involves too many sai kang and i have had enough of sai kang already ^^

hmmmm, lets blog about thursday. I was suppose to lend a bag from Jes as it is not wise to bring a sling bag. However, jasmine saw Jes bag and said it was too small. So she told me to use hers. Wa liao, she really like brown man, out of all the 3 bags she showed me, ALL 3 were brown -.- so i had to choose the least brown de. Argh im a gal now~ ct is the top le ><

anyway, as i was suppose to wake up at 5.30 on friday, jasmine wanted me to sleep early. However, at about 12 plus 1 i was still online on msn. She started scolding me!!! >
anyway, the main JING HUA of the trip is the Gordon river cruise( i believe colin aka ugly) heard of it before ba. The cruise took about 6 hours >< it was damn long man! Thank god there is FREE coffee! haha. Yu too bad you were not there or you can finish the tea while i finish all their coffee! haha. I miss going to starbucks with you guys ~~ sian-ed.

oh ya, about the cruise. I never knew that the natural habitat can be that beautiful. The water is so calm and clean! the whole river and its wild life seems untouched by civillisation! I will up load the pics on either friendster or face book ba. Really nice, especially when you come with your love ones. haha, hint hint. ( think i shall bring my cute top here next time ^^)

Bad memories about the trip:

1) they decided to go fishing in the middle of the night! yes, cant see shit and yet they still wanna go fishing. When they were preparing their 'hunting tools', they seem so professional man! i was like ok its gonna be a big harvest! FISH AND FISH(><) here i come! roar! in the end, we wasted 3 hours!!! yes!!! 3 bloody hours and we did not catch anything! NOT EVEN a SEAWEED! faint! i never felt so cheated in my life man. bloody nonsense.

2) cherry made me the BEST coffee i have ever tasted in my life! omg, the coffee she made is so terrible that i would rather eat the food colin cooks( think i may die of dehydration ><>< it tookl me 1 hour before i read the msg! faint! save me yu! roll all the way here to kill me ba!!

oh ya, i made a new friend today! his name is called XIAO QIANG! wahahaha, its a wombat toy bear! haha. Looks so cute, look so much better than colin WITH make up on ^^ haha. just kidding! i shall formally introduce Xiao qiang to you all when i am back ya! haha, miss him not~

argh! im now chatting with jasmine online! faint! she is irritating the shit out of me! haha, not in the bad way lah. she is so lame! some how she can just counter what ever i say to her! roar! she is a threat to my survival in tesmania! kill! burn! wahahaha.

oh shit! blog for too long le! i still have chem notes to finish reading and make side notes!

argh! chaoz!

ps: u all all went out for dinner! envious! ><

easter is here

yay, my one week easter break is finally here! wahaha, to be exact it starts TODAY! roar! haha.

Hmmm, i did an important thing today! haha, i posted the letter to jf le! wahahaha. Its has 3 limited addition rose stamps! haha, damn nice right?! you guys dun be jealous ya! come i sa yang you all hoh! muack! kiss kiss (colin no tongue involved! yucks~ go find your ah pek! ) omg, i am officially screwed ><

Anyway, i want to scold ger and rq!!! roar!! wa liao, they are not in the right state of their mind man! faint! why in the world would they encourage their friend to self injure. I believe its damn obvious who i am talking about!!! hai, forget it, i shall not talk about this le. We can only hope that nothing will happen ba. In the end its his decision and i hope its a wise one. Anyway, remember this, both KEN AND I ( i suppose col and yu) is against it too! so dun xiang bu kai!

ok, i shall blog about today. i feel like a horse!!! wa liao, my friend, sue, forced me to swallow down a big bowl of salad! omg. She says ' hon wei its for your health!' faint!!! even colin and yu does not force me to eat loh!!! i feel bullied! yu come and save me k! nvm i have already ask my sotong(jf) to swim me back le! haha. if she say no i just tiao hai le. (yu dont stop me! im determine to drown myself! dont be my float le~) hehe, ok yu i sa yang you k? haha, let me zhi high! here no one zhi high with me le.

oh ya, sue gave me a scare of my life! at 2.30am, she came knocking on my window! and guess wat she infiltrated my room! so much for privacy man~ damn~ anyway, please do not think like ken ya! he thought i will lose my virginity! wa liao, for christ's sake she is having her peroid! how can i even screw her! wa liao, the thought itself is disgusting~ faint! imagine the whole bed will be stained with... not cum but BLOOD! wa, er xin. Broken down uterus lining! yucks! YU dun even think of eating it! wahahhaa, sorry couldn't resist it! haha.

oh man, i did something bad to you all man!!!! so sorry! i sent all the beautiful pics to jf le! argh! i know ken is going to say zhong se qing you! i am not k? i have uploaded on facebook le! can go see, its damn nice. haha.

oh shit, i forgot to tell ken that i dreamt about him yesterday. I dreamt that i am back in sg and we were eating sushi together in PS! omg, i was so happy in that dream man. Sian, really miss those days whereby we all dine together and talk so much nonsense. Hai, now its one of my motivation to quickly clear this sem and go back. Guess what's the worst thing? i might not be able to see our fishball~ wa liao, sian-ed! still wanted to K with you de loh YU! haha, i believe still got next time ba.

ok lah, its 3 le, better sleep now! haha.

ps: colin aka chio bu, can leave comments le! haha. pls be nice k! i desire you~ wahahha

Weee, another week has passed.

Yes ah, another week has passed, or should i say is finally going to pass! So happy, it means im one more week closer to going back to Singapore! haha. Argh! All the good food please wait for me~ YU dun finish singapore's food supply when im back ya :p

Oh man, once again i woke up late ><> bacon, rice, tomato and fries. sian~ i wan sg food! And THANKS ya YU for telling me you went for supper. Did you go with my CT?! ROAR! don't be the bitch that stole my cute btm ya, wahahaha! (sorry zhi high).

anyway, as i told yu yesterday, i found out something really terrible! faint~ that stupid chicken little told wt about what happened during crescendo! faint, i was chao gan ga when she told me she knew what happened. She said she wanted to ask me about it but did not dare to. ><. wa liao, that chicken is a pain in the ass man~ ROAR~ think i am going to join YU's condemn yuan party le.

Omg, i cant believe it, YU encouraged me to become BI and wee chin says he will turn gay when i turn gay! wa liao, later i become more gay then the damn horny colin who is sex deprived how?! hmmmm, i like guys with BEAUTIFUL ARMS! wahahaha! omg wat a lousy fetish. :p OK, i shall do some damage control, i like ct's butt -.-.

Stupid Wee Chin, i shall get attached with a china lady at the age of 45 so we both will not need to marry one another k? ha, cos at the age of 50 if im still single i have to marry wt! thats a bloody nightmare! wahahaha.

hmmm, im currently chatting with wt now. She is emo-ing again ><. its all yuan's fault lah. Damn, blame me for being so silly to actually promise yuan that i will be there for her after the nonsense he did to me! faint. After i know that she knows what happened in crescendo, i do not feel that comfortable talking to her le. I do not know why exactly but the feeling is just weird. I do not know if she is like 'cheating' on me or something. Dont you all( as in colin and yu) find it weird? If i were her, i would not want to talk to him(as in myself). Its just too fishy le i suppose. Oh man i need detective conan on this case le. Its getting too complicated. ^^ cute hoh? haha.

ok i cant take it le!!!! i cant stand wt. Cant she like just leave MY alone and just move on? Since he is already so certain that he wants to end the relationship then just let him be! oh man, she keeps thinking that he is damn wei da and stuff. Yes! he is, but he no longer sees her as his gf le, maybe some one he PITY! she just cant seem to wake up from this fantasy of hers that a miracle might happen. Wa liao, all 88 year de all so lame de meh?! faint~ but my yang yang is the best~ hehe. I really need to explode man, dont feel like talking to her le!!! save me guys~ save me.
oh ya anyway chin, i WILL NEVER fall for her le. And ken u too!! roar! i dont heng dao duo ai (lol yu going to niam me for the lan pin ying le). so dont worry ya.

oh ya, i woke up late today was because i finally finish writing me letter to joo fang le.yay, so happy. its all in chinese wor! i show you guys some sneak preview! haha.

曾经有一份真挚的感情放在我面前，我没有珍惜，等我失去后才后悔莫及。人世间最痛苦的事莫过于此。如果上天能给我一个再来一次的机会，我会对那个女孩子说三个字：我爱你。如果非要在这份爱上加上一个期限，我希望是一万年。” (yu and chin saw b4 le!)

又是一个寒冷的黑夜，我独自座在窗台前，静静地想你，想知道你在做什么，想知道你有没有想我，想知道你有没有凝视远方的时候，你的眼前是否划过我的身影，想知道每晚当你走进甜美的梦乡，是否知道我在梦中等你。

wahaha, got gan dong ma? haha, i shall take it as the last thing that is silly and degrading that i will do for her le. after that i will just shou hou her from afar le. Till she finds her true happiness i suppose. anyway i know that chin will be there for me at the age of 45 ^^ im not alone~ wahaha. and i still got my cute btm and yang yang. Ha, spoilt with choices man. ha.

oh man, wt just told me something i never wanted to know! yuan did not book out this weekend. he does not know how to face people around him. This is insane! i thought he was just kidding when he told me saying that staying in camp is a better choice. faint~ now im worried for that fella. sian x infinity man. wa liao, why is he so stupid de. cant stand it. YU you see, this decision of his made him pay a high price man. To think that last time i was the one who encouraged him to do it should he thinks that he does not like her le. I am partially to be blame too man. damn, i did not consider all the factors man. im so silly! ><

sian i shall stop here le. no mood to blog le.

you guys take care k?
miss you guys lots!!!!!!

forget me not!

Happy Yest

Hi all! G'day Mate( ha, this is a cliche here. think colin knows it best.)

As you can tell from the title, im going to blog about yesterday. Just came back from statistic computer lesson. Sian, did not know excel can do so much nonsense. Ha, ken! I will transfer all my knowledge when i am back k! provided i still remember. ha

oh ya, yest had a uber fun yet disgusting chat with yu and colin. Ha. Really miss those days whereby we just sit down and start gossiping man. Especially the Ger incident, scary~ haha. But it was really fun man. Did not feel like sleeping when i was chatting with them. However, lesson starts early today so i had to sleep >< i hate time zone! ass! anyway i woke up late today! Alarm clock did not ring!!!!! lesson at 10 i woke up at 9.30! faint~ chat too much le. ha

oh ha i shall summarize what the three bian tai was saying yesterday. haha, some parts must be censored of cos as this blog is meant for children too.

1) CT is now officially my cute bottom. I shall tame him from fierce gay to gentle gay( faint is tat even possible ><). Ha, so now im the top! wahahaha.

2) from the chat i could tell that colin de slut is FUKING horny! wa liao, must be he is deprived of sex of something. Told ya i give yuan to you le you don't wan. So shuai so tall and so man~ wahaha. anyway zy is always there for you~ so ya~ waahaha. Keith you want? Give Yu la hoh, one chn one malay~ so sa la, haha.

3) Due to yu's presence, we talked about animal porn AGAIN! yes once again for some reason we diverted to ANIMAL PORN. Oh man, we even thought of how having sex with a jellyfish would be like! faint~ colin went into so so so much details! faint! ha. Colin let mango fulfill your inner desire ba. U all can butt rub one another i suppose >< ewww, such a gross sight! faint

anyway, from yesterday's chat, i could tell that yu really hates yuan le. I think i should help him clarify ba. As i told them yesterday, he has his own reasons de. As it might seem like a cliche, its really true! I think he loves her too much le, to the extend that he thinks she deserves someone much better than him. If you think of it, its damn wei da isn't it? He did not initiate the break because he feel for some other fella or something, its just that he thinks he BU PEI. Like the all time zai Jay's song i suppose.

Like i told yuan, im really proud of him, This is the first time he made a decision HIMSELF. I believe he is still growing up ba, he just needs time to get to know what he really want in life and stuff. He needs time to remove the barrier that he has created in the past i suppose. We cant demand a person who has the habit of keeping things to himself to just suddenly spill out everything can we?

Initially, i was really angry, ok not angry, but disappointed with him not telling me that they have broke up. I did not want to hear it from wei tin, i want to hear it from him. But he rather tell someone and not me. Really sad man. I even so bu yao lian de msg him this ' chicken ah, hows your day? do you have anything to tell me?' Its so damn obvious what i want to hear from him but he just said nothing! faint.

Hey guys, i do not get what he meant by saying this. 'If only wt can understand this. I wish you were here then i can tell you whats really bothering me. But i guess i just have to be my hermit like sec school, I feel like dying with this insecurity, haha.' what nonsense is this? Is it so impossible to share what is bothering you with a friend just because he/she is in another country?! bloody nonsense right?

should anything happen to you guys, i really hope you all dun keep it from me k. I will also always keep you guys updated de, either by blog or msn ya. If you all need someone to talk to, im just a phone call away k? hai, so sian man.

anyway, For the last time stupid colin tan wei xuan! Im not interested in yuan and he is not gay too! thanks and keep tat in mind k dr tan? oh ya limpy too! hhaha, bloody nonsense~

oh ya ken and wee chin, i think a sort of made jasmine fall for me le. Faint man. If i treat her just as a substitute for jf it would be damn mean right? i think yu will be the first to condemn me le!faint. shall see how things go i suppose. I better keep my distance from her le...

going for lunch le! hope its nice!

bb!!!

miss you guys lots!

At YU's Demand!

Lol. As you can see, my dear limpy aka piggy wanted me to blog the interesting things that happened today! See i kept my promise k piggy~ haha, faster sa yang me! haha, ask jf better k? haha. omg, so thick skin man.

Hmmmm, i woke up at 12pm today! wahahaha, must be too much work out from yesterday. Ghee~ im exhausted man. Its 1.30 am now my dear friends! I'm sleep deprived! haha. Just came back from the learning hub. I am damn slack today man, watched romantic princess for about 6 hours! haha, its damn nice man! my ah han~ wahaha. Oh my wu zhun is also very shuai! Ok, im officially turning bi! haha. I'm trying yu >< haha.

oh ya, while i was deeply engrossed in watching ' romantic princess' i recieved a call from wei tin. I was so shocked that i actually pressed the cancel button~~ faint. However, being a gentleman like i always am, i called her back. Guess what the lady told me? Its not that difficult! come on~ you guys are smart enough to guess it (i hope). Ha, being lame here. She told me that she broke up with yuan le.

hai, im so not experienced in this type of things de loh and she called me. I was like eh what am i suppose to say to her? faint man. So i tried my best to an wei her. One thing is for sure, i hate girls crying! omg, i think i nearly cried with her loh >< see im a sensitive new age guy! aka bi! wahaha, colin do you want to accept me?! hahaha.

ok, i shall be serious here. Both of them are my friends ba so i did not take sides. Deep inside, i really really pity wei tin. She has got a test tomorrow la! Ming yuan is such an ass man! Of all time choose today! faint. Oh ya guess what's the worst thing. Yuan initiated the break up when she is in his house. Obviously, wt started crying. This was what my chicken said 'u finish crying le ma. If yes please leave my house now.' wa liao, i swear that if i am wt i would just slap him and kick him hard in his balls man! zzz. I believe colin will claw out his balls!! wahaha, sorry colin i just had to bring you in cos.... I DESIRE YOU! whahaha.

oh ya i nearly forget! Wt actually thought i was the one that cause the breakup AGAIN! wa liao, i was so sad man. I told her i never msg yuan for 4 days le because i dont want to be the one always initiating msg-ing. Then she said, must be because of this incident that is why he is angry. I was like wth~ hello~ im all the way in aust loh! tmd! how to seduce him from here. Keeping my distance from him became my fault again. Sian.com. But i think she did not mean it ba. So im ok with it.

Actually some times i really wonder if yuan might have by any chance fallen for me. Hmmm, i know its weird but... oh well. Oh ya yu i have not told ya about yuan before i fly off to NO MAN LAND.

- a few days after i disrupted from service, yuan send me a msg saying that he does not want to keep in contact with me le. He said he has just been making use of me all this while. Stop bugging him and stuff. He said many many hurtful stuff loh yu! i swear i nearly cried! haha, ken was with me when he msg me all those msgs. Right ken? ha.

- the next day, he msg me saying that he is sorry for all the hurtful stuff that he has said to me. He said he could not cope with the fact that i will be leaving him and so he thought the best way is to did what he did as stated above. Hai, he is kind of ke lian i suppose. Some times i really pity him man. hai... so yu what do you think of this? haha

lets talk about happy stuff ba. Today jasmine cut her hair herself. Ha, as in the fringe only la. She excited showed me her new hairdo. Haha, she was damn cute when she did that. I started teasing her and even ask her to help me cut my hair! haha. faint. so ke ai right! haha.

PS: FOR KEN TAY!!!! ----> Wee chin said she looks good ok!! wahahhaa.

anyway i showed cherry jf pictures and she said she looks better than jasmine and we look like a cute couple! i was like pls~ i was rejected by her AGAIN. wahahaha.

hmmm, both colin and yu asked me to move on whereas wc and ken says there is a chance. Its 50 50 man. Cherry says there is a chance too, i just need to give her the sense of security and stuff. Anyway, its not easy to move on de k. I believe colin knows what i mean. Ha, oh well i will just try my best to move on i suppose! haha

oh man its 2 le! im damn hungry. Cannot eat or yu will be happy >< endure!!! roar!!! haha

anyway, you guys take care ya! blessed be!!!!

wc!!! u ass, faster thank me for the mc! anyway!!! ENJOY YOUR MC! ** SUX bigtime! wahaha

a tiring day

oh man, today has been a long long day. Left my cozy hostel at 9 am, got back at 8 pm. Oh man close to half a day le man. ha.

hmmm, today i went to a bbq which is organised by SSA(singapore student association). Jasmine, Jess, Jia yi and Cheery came too! ha, ya man its all girls! i am so going to turn gay le lah! sian. Oh ya im the member of the club le! wahahhaa

i want to complain about the food! i only managed to have 2 sticks of chicken satay loh! faint! too many people le! both jasmine and i kept eye-ing the satays. Though the chairman was giving the speech, our minds were set on the satays! haha, we were damn hungry k! so dont blame us! haha.

oh ya, we went to the top of the little hill! i swear it was damn tiring man! its like hiking man! To reach the destination, we took one and a half hour! my legs were 'soft' when i reach the top man! haha. The process was tedious but its definitely fun =) Yu when you all come we go that place k? eh colin ah... dont know you can take it a not leh :p haha.

got to know jasmine much better now. She really likes brown! She said i like your slippers, bag and belt. Know y? cos its all brown in colour! damn cute right? ha. We kept annoying one another when we were walking up the small hill. She picked my my 'ni ni ni' phrase and used it on me! oh man! i swear she is damn cute when she says that. However, jess and jia yi were irritated by it. ha.

oh ya, we then wash our leg in this small water catchment area. Ha, the water was freezing cold man! Took many pictures. got chance i will load it on friendster k? haha. I was so afraid that the water has got some snakes or something man ><

as we were soaking our legs, we started singing all different kind of songs. ha. Jasmine does not really like jay chow! faint! but cherry likes jay! haha, one point to cherry! haha. Jasmine sounds really cute when she sings, haha.

Eh, something funny happened when we were on their way back. As we walked jasmine to her house first, we were chatting and she said 'i know lah dear' to me. Ha. My friends and i were so stunned but started laughing after that. ha. Jasmine's face turned really red! haha.

hmm, dear friends please do not think i have fallen for jasmine k? i still like joo fang my blur sotong more~ haha.

had a talk to cherry( she is 25 le) about jf. I told her about the dinner thing and what happened. She told me that jf had actually dropped many hints le but i did not catch it only. Of cos i do not know if its true or not but it sounds damn realistic. Maybe im living in self denial ba. ha.

1) cherry said she asking me out for dinner many times b4 i left is already a way to show that she is interested in me. I told her is that jf wants to thank me for all i did for her and stuff but cherry said' she could have just say ty and pass me the gift during the meeting.'

2) the fact that jf nearly cried when i gave her the gift is another evidence. however, she said i totally killed myself as i gave her the 'stay foreva as friends' card! zzzz, this is the second time i kill myself le loh! sian. First time she thought u wrote in the card that i have already moved on le then tell here i like her -.- She did msg me this msg that time ' but you damn funny leh, why move on le then tell me you like me?' that time i was so sad by the 'rejection' le so i totally ignored the msg. ha, silly me right?

oh well. cherry said more but its too long to be typed out! haha. anyway, im still in contact with her via e-mail loh. she just never fails to bring a smile to my face in every of her e mails man. ha, she is a really cute gal. ha. sian.

hmmmm, i will be sending her a post card ba. Eh, you guys never mind hoh? I send my invi kisses to you all k? (MUACK)

anway, after talking to cherry, i think that gals are really complicated! She says i need to know gals better! hahah, faint!

k lah i go bath le!!!!

chaoz!

miss you all!

ps: yu dun play too much wii k!
colin enjoy ur study with Nigel
ken enjoy flirting with the Malaysian
wee chin... wa diff.... enjoy ns?! :p

a friday

Omg, as reflected by the title, weekend is coming~ lalalalalala, it means i have survived for another 1 week, it also implies that im one week closer to seeing you guys! hao xiang ni men wor (lai kiss kiss ma~) ha. Wei Colin dun high hoh!

ha, today had medical lab prect today. I finally know what i need to learn le. I was introduced to medical terms, as in how to name a disease and so on. Its kind of cool though! ha, then did experiment. Similar to my secondary school's genetic workshop! haha, bring back memories man. ha, over all its kind of fun. ha.

hmmmm, nothing much happened today on the whole but i spotted one disgusting habit of the uber shaui guy. He likes biting his nails man! so er. Yu do you want a new hamster? I think i found a damn cute and hot one. Ha, don't scold me but the thought of colin helping him bite his nails just came into my innocent and cute mind! haha, COL I LOVE YOU~ i desire YOU~ Lai lets PEI YANG GAN QING~ muack muack! haha, im zhi highing! YU where are you~

oh ya, tomorrow im going to have a BBQ! haha, its near some waterfall de! Going with Jasmine wor~ haha, with others of cause so ken and wee chin dun xiang wai wai. ha.

damn man, there will be a compulsory block meeting today! faint! i was so determine to pon loh! then they said attendance will be taken. Double Faint! hai...

ok lah, i shall end here for today. Going to mug le! bio bio bio... haha, colin and yu jia you!!!

ken and wc, enjoy yourselves -.-

haha!!! cheers~ weekend is coming

yay! blogging from my hostel

As you all can see from the post title, im blogging from my hostel!! wahaha, finally, everything seems to be going smoothly le! thank god for that! ha

hmmm, in this blog i wish to niam my limpy first! yu yu ah! haha, got miss me ma? if you say no i will definitely kill you! roar! haha. Must jia you k! i will be doing my cheer leading dance here from Tasmania k? more power de! haha.

Omg, NUS application is goona start soon! Should i try medicine again? hmmm, though its like 99.99% i cant get in with my lan grades, i think i might as well give it a try or i think co co lin lin will kill me! Thanks for the reminder anyway SLUT! haha. Yuan wants me to study in Singapore too, he says he knows the discrimination is bad here so he wants me to quickly get out of the 'shit' hole. Ha, damn ke ai right?

OK, i got something to ask! Only PY AND COL read k? thanks:

do you think im cheating wei tin or anything?! wa liao, i feel damn guilty at times when yuan replied my msg but just never reply hers. I feel very stuck in the middle most of the time loh, the feeling sucks. Should i just be an asshole and just leave weitin alone? hmmm, dun think i can do it man. Sian.

ok anyway, today i was nearly late for tutorial lah! wa, damn scary! This is the first time i work out after so long man! I ran from the library to the tutorial room! Guess what the teacher said ' don't worry dear, you are 20 seconds early'! I swear i was so pai seh man! everyone started laughing>< i so ke lian right! sobz.

oh ya as i told colin, there is a damn shuai guy in my class! oh man reallu shuai, i rank myself number 2 le! really lose to him. He is an ang moh though! haha, yu inerested? Colin, stop drooling, as i told ya he is too young for ya! eh, my chemistry lecturer should be ok for ya! mao mao one! wahahah, i swear im so dead ><. Peace k? friends forever~(omg so bimbo)

My nets kept getting dc and connected!! such a pain in the ass man!!!! roar! i wan my home's wireless!

oh ya oh ya this is for ken and wee chin! There is this gal in my class(ang moh) damn hot! really man, she just has a very high sex appeal!!! Julian said that he must bang an aussie before he leaves! haha, mind ya he is attached! Don't worry guys, i will still be a virgin when i am back, not like...erm.... what ever~

oh ya, i sent yuan the jf msg and that stupid chicken little actually thought jf is a guy! faint man! he asked in the mail ' so are you gay or straight now? answer me you NOOB' yes i quoted him DIRECTLY! damn, save the stupid harvard referencing nonsense! hate it!

hope you guys are all doing well ya! my one week easter holiday is coming! dun be jealous k yu yu and dr tan! haha. Colin lets go clubbing when I come back! i want to turn gay le!!

oh ya anyway, ct really shuai wor py~ i shall be the gay that aims your teck teck :p feel like puking!

anyway, i shall end here! time to mug!!!

MISS YOU GUYS BADLY!!!!!!!!!!!!! ><